Wez brydes mades 'r suposin to pwovided du brydes -Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles- wit dis stuf: 1. Someting Old - Socks from du lawndry bucket. 2. Someting New - Paper bags from du growsiree stow to play in. 3. Someting Borrowed - Time to spend together before we all must leave one daze. 4. Someting Blue - A potato hidden behinz du sofa last year. 5. Someting Stolen - Our hoomen beans' hearts. Fuzzy Bonding from Chipper & Gina ******************************************************************** Hi dere, This is Roxana. Here is my bouncing statement: I am Roxana. I is a bouncer. As a bouncer, my tasket will be to bounce those who get out of line from two much Ferretone or raisins, or get just too crazy. I will keep them in a stwait line and bounce the ones that get really carried away off the walls. Mama says I is really good at bouncing. She says I is so good, that I sometimes bounce myself off the wall!! That would expwain why I have a headache!!! :) ************************************************************************** Good Afertnoon, This is Melbourne, and no, you may NOT call me Burnie. This unfortunate nickname has been bestowed upon me by my parents, Master Percy and Miss Georgia, but you may address me as Melbourne. I shall be attending the wedding, you may consider this my formal RSVP, but I will not be participating in any, ahem, antics. Such would be beneath my dignity. Please arrange that I be seated with other guests of merit at the wedding, and I would like my own table at the reception. I will be sending you my table guest list shortly. For my accomodations, I believe I would prefer your downtown Hilton over the one near the airport, and I will send you my arrival time and flight number. But please, no press. Just a basic limo will be fine. The evening of my arrival, perhaps it would not be too much trouble for you to arrange a little coctail party at my hotel. You may invite all the other Swedish ferrets, and OF COURSE, Master Lars. As for other guests, please submit a copy of the wedding list to my social secretary. I will be inviting English ferrets as well, and possibly some from other countries, but we want to be certain no one shows up in - perish the thought - BARN BOOTS, or whatever "hunting" ferrets wear! Perhaps I should mention that Miss Georgia will want to participate in a bit of pottery shopping, so be sure the limo driver knows where the best galleries are. I will be departing about noonish, the day following the wedding, so perhaps a late brunch could be arranged. And again, no press, well, maybe just a little... My most affectated nondook, Melbourne [Posted in FML issue 1684]