Hi, dis here is Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles, & Shiva! Anyways, in cases anyones is wonderin' 'bout Dayna, she is fine, she sent us a whole mess of e-mails...bunches of fun stories and funny messages (we giggled for a long time when we read them) and we tink we will call her dis weekend when the rates is low cause we always ends up talkin' for hours and hours...till the cows come home (cowlicks are those things that cows do when your hair is all messed up and stickin' up in the air when you wake up and a big, 'ol Jersey comes up and licks it down in place all better again! Cowpoops are dose tings what they throw for fun in Texas... kinda like the discus throw in the olympics we tinks...but more stinky, plus they sometimes catch a fast wind and fly miles to fertilize someone's lawn or sometin'... Anyways, our good friend Georgia (Shiva is dating her son Bernie you nose)... well, she is gonna make dose FML COMMEMORATIVE PIN's and stuffs... and we want to put dose on our bulletin board next to the pooter so's we can always see's it when we type stuffs to the FML's!!! We tinks dat everyperson on the FML should order one too! Show your pride in the FML! Dook! Dook! Bill I. Gruber said he's gonna wait till the 10th anniversery or sometin' to tells us his middle name...but we tink dat it is Insomniac cause our Da gets the FML at 11:30pm and we is 3 hours different from Bill!!! We tinks dat dat is a good ting dough cause we ferrets here are nocturnal most times too! We sleep from 12noon till 6 or 7pm den we is up on and off all night long!!! The Big Adventure sure is comin' along goods! Da talked to Uncle Stevie on the phone today, and pleaded with him to do some drawings...Stevie says tanks to all the nice FML peoples what sent him birthday e-mails! Anyways, we is still not sures if Stevie is gonna do the drawings or what??? If not, are there any offerings still open for artists out there in FML-land? If so, maybe you can send us some samples! Write us e-mail and we will give you our snail (slimy) mail address! Our Da has decided what since college has started again and he and Ma are real busy-like and all...dat he will put off writin' dat Big Adventure for a whiles...rejuvinates his creativity and stuffs...and wait till the book is published till the whole story is released to everypeoples! So, stay tuned to the FML for details on dis! Anyways, Da just gave all 5 of us baths...he used flea shampoo to get rid of dose bugs what we suddenly got all of the sudden cause we moved into this new townhouse what has cats everywheres outsides, and cats used to lives in here too!!! AAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!! We sure hates fleas...they wakes us up in the middle of the night eatin' our wittle selves...we scratch and scratch and no good! Tanks Da for killing dose nasty blood-suckers wit' dat shampoo poison! Godmom Dayna suggestimicated dat we puts Corn meal in the carpet to kill dem off!!! Genocide of the fleas!!!!! Dook! Dook! Down with the fleas!!!!!!!! Love and Dooks To All! Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles, & Shiva TDFFFF (The Doyle Fuzzy Fabulous Fantastic Five) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo)(oo)(oo)(oo)(oo) =v==v= =v==v==v= Visit our webpage on the world wide spider web: (http://home.aol.com/Dookin) [Moderator's note: Georgia has been kind enough to volunteer to coordinate the FML pin "process." No decision yet on WHO will make the pins - guess that will go out on bid - one person already told me about a possible pretty low price - depending on the complexity and quantity, of course. BIG] [Posted in FML issue 1684]