Last night I had this long, detailed and annoying dream about some sort of giant "B-movie" robots that slowly and malevolently tweaked, chewed on and generally distressed my FEET! So deep into it, while asleep, I kinda go "waitasec...robots my ASS! It's a FERT!" and jump up, throw off the covers, and sure enough, there's little Hairy Crumb just having a blast chewing on my toesies. Ferts. Oh well. [Posted in FML issue 1699]