To everyone who offered advice and experiences related to Pogo, our white-faced, overly aggressive ferret THANK YOU! I have been too long in responding and have been gratified that the question of what to do with him was considered by so many people both on the FML and privately. Since the original post I quit my job, moved, and for the past two weeks have been driving back and forth across the state dealing with my father's illness and death. I has been a hectic time, but not related to our shuffle-lopers. A summary of responses would say that Canadian ferrets are not more lively or aggressive than their southern counterparts; most of Pogo's exuberance is typical male fert behavior; acting afraid when he gets bitey convinces him that his rough play is appropriate, therefore encourages him to go for more; badger rugrats may be more bitey than is typical. Pogo's female cagemate, Buttons, had possibly contributed to his aggression by adrenal disease-caused enlarged vulva. Now that she has fully recovered from surgery (2 months ago) her energy level has quadrupled! Although still not a match for him, she will run, get into things, play rough with him, and nibble wrists and feet with more appropriate exuberance. At least he has a better playmate and not need to protect a wimpy little friend. To update Pogo: he has not exhibited destructive attack behavior which cost me too much blood. In fact he seems so well trained that I cannot remember that last time I gave blood to him! Of course he continues to taste everyone else... The single most encouraging thing my SO learned from all the responses concerned the hope that when he reaches a year of age a sudden attack of mellowness will overtake him. Well that magic date is fast approaching and he shows no sign of slowing down. In fact, one new game we play is tug-of-war with a tennis shoe and he can drag it at a full run on carpet--quite strong for a 2.2lb beastie. Friends who hear our stories of the travails of housing Pogo often give advice on how to terminate him. But if they watched him cavort and play with Buttons like a barrelful of kittens, they might understand better. One favorite story happened six months ago when they had the run of a large master bedroom. I came in to find my wallet at the mouth of a 6' long tube leading to a box which they loved to nest in. I retrieved the wallet which had been atop a dresser--previously out of their reach (Pogo learned to muscle-climb furniture by wedging his back against the leg and walking up the wall!). Later I checked the hidey-hole and found my drivers liscense, car registration and a $20 bill. Apparently they were planning a get-a-way vacation! Lucky for me I had the car keys in my pocket. When people ask what is the value of the Net I reply that when Buttons was diagnosed with possible adrenal disease I accessed that FAQ from the FML, consulted with Dr. Williams, got the name of a vet three hours away who was an expert in adrenal surgery (who did the operation), and learned more about the disease than any of the three vets she had been to see since I got her. It was of enormous help to be so knowledgeable and comfortable with the diagnosis and procedure (the local vet wanted to scrub two surgeons and charge twice as much, not being very experienced). The FML has been very valuable to me and my charges--THANKS. Gary, Buttons and Pogo (P.S. Adapted from the "Toddler's Creed" here are some contributions for a Ferret's Creed: 1. If I can get it, it's MINE. 2. Whatever I can hide is MINE. 3. If I stole it before and you got it back it's mine twice as much. 4. If you try and get anything out of my hidey-hole I get to bite really hard. 5. Anything I can knock off and drag away is MINE. 6. If it tastes good I can have it. 7. There are no places off limits. 8. If it has an inside, I have to explore it (because the best things are always hidden). 9. Towels and clothing lying on the floor are there just to conceal something underneath that I want (and it's MINE). 10. I get to climb up the backs of anything (you included) as high as I want and will never get hurt if I fall.) (P.S. 2. What does dook really mean?) [Posted in FML issue 1697]