We gots more mails: ****************** "Dear Rosie and Maxie and Sammi and Wiggles, I was very pleased to see my name on your guest list, but I am afraid my little ones are very upset. They say I cannot come unless they can come, too. They have even volunteered to take part, if you have room for them. Smitty says that he, of course, should be the best man--because he is! Maggie wants to light the candles, but I think she is really matchless. No one around here can match her, anyway. Razz, with her beautiful little masked face, just wants to be in the wedding pictures. Zeus says he would like to give one (or all) of the brides away. I personally think he is afraid they are coming here to live and would really like to give some of ours away! Baby, the oldest at 7+ (we really don't know) is having adrenal surgery next week, so would like to man the guest book so she doesn't have to run around. J.J., the beautiful 4 pound cow (or is that "steer"?) ferret would like to be the official greeter, as that is what he is best at. Reep would like to guard the linatone :} (not a great idea, by the way), Badger would like to throw rice (or anything else he can get hold of, especially off tables), Charlie would like to direct the music (watch him! He gets a bit violent if anyone is off-key!), and Muttley would like to run the video camera. He figures that no one would bother him then and he really doesn't know he is a ferret, so hates "those animals". He definitely wants to come, though, because he loves riding in the car. So, girls, if you have room in the church, could you find it in your hearts to extend an invitation to 10 forlorn fuzzies here? They (and I) would certainly greet the news with dooks and cheers, respectively. Thank you. And, by the way, where are you ladies registered? Lynda and the ten on tenderhooks." ********************************* First of alls, we is registered at Marshall Farms...you knows dose blue dots in our ears are from those aliens from outer space that work at Marshall Farms...we has implants for goobernment experiments... Can you imagine all of the little fewwet heads pokin' dere wittle heads up behind the pews (stinky) at the church?!?!?! It's gonna be so cute...all of us all dere havin' a dookin' good time! =) We's also decided...dat we want our *Godmudder Dayna to read some nice writings at the wedding... *Godmother...which means that if anything ever happens to our Ma and Da, then they have made provisions that Dayna raises us from there...we want her to take care of us if Ma and Da aren't able to any more...by the way, Godmother don't mean literally God you know! She is very mortal and of flesh and blood...tee hee hee =) Loves and Dooks! Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles TDFFFF (The Doyle Fuzzy Fabulous Fantastic Four) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo)(oo)(oo)(oo) =v==v= =v==v= [Moderator's note: In case anyone is wondering, David always informs me he's received permission to forward posts to the FML, as per FML policy. BIG] [Posted in FML issue 1658]