Have you ever wondered what you'd get if you crossed a ferret with a jar of peanut butter? One of two things. You'd either have a jar of peanut butter that steals socks, or a ferret that sticks to the roof of your mouth. How can you tell if a ferret is living in your refrigerator? By the fact that yogurt keeps dripping from your sofa. Do you know why ferrets have springs on their feets? Oops, wrong list for that one... Sorry! Just couldn't resist. He's baaaack! -Hopalong Paw Paw [Posted in FML issue 1660]