Hello, Sir My name is Smudge, maybe you have alweady heard of me from your lovely daughter Samantha? Sammi an I met through dat FML puter ting. We have fallen in wuv. Smudge knows dis is kinda sudden like but he would like to ask for your blessing. You see, sir, Smudge pawposed to Sammi and she has gwaciously accepted. It would make us both vwery, vwery happy if you agweed to dis union. Due to da fact dat we just met and cause of the unfortunate turn of events wegardin Sammi's sifters, we are dookin at a long engagement. Dis not bein ferret bweedin season yet, an all, you knows. Anyways, please consider Smudges offer. Thank you vwery much, Smudge [Posted in FML issue 1654]