I'm glad I'm not the only one who modifies songs to sing to their ferrets. For some reason, I've been singing "Bicycle" by Queen, to Marshmallow. Changing the words to "Marshmallow, Marshmallow, Marshmallow...I want to play with Marshmallow..." you get the idea. Okay, so it's not really in tune but you all get the idea. :-) Another song I find myself singing to the ferrets is "Dancing Queen" (to the girls when they're wardancing). Poor Saffron has to live with Mommy singing "Mellow Yellow" to her. To her credit, she tries not to wince. You know, it's strange--I don't sing to my dog or my cat, but it seems perfectly natural to sing to the ferrets. Heck, I sing to my iguanas. Who respond with a "What in the world are they putting in *your* food?" look. <G> Laura and the Ferrets (Mom, we've been saving up--could we get you some singing lessons?") [Posted in FML issue 1676]