The championship team of Ralphie, Harry, Prince Charming and Merlin would like to compete in the Ferret Triathalon. They have been training for a long time for this grueling event, which consists of the following: - 15 minutes of Graeco-Roman wrestling; no holds barred, dragging your opponent under the couch not allowed *followed by* - 15 minutes of free-form tube races, up and down, in and out, two at a time time, frontwards and backwards, meet in the middle, wag tail and back out *followed by* - the two-meter backwards running race (backing into corners cause for automatic disqualification) All 4 contestants will signal the close of the event by assuming the classic speed bump position. This unbeatable team is well-known for their stamina, speed, bounce and silliness. Next winter, they will enter the ferret bobsled competition. [Posted in FML issue 1650]