Remotes are a key tool of the FLO.  It is advised that the Neutral Humans
find a way to keep the remotes OUT of the paws of fuzzbutts since the
buttons may be made of a substance they find delicious but could potentially
cause blockages.
 
And yes, they do channel surf.  Be on the lookout for any unauthorized
charges made to your fantastic plastic cards.  Ours sent off for workout
equipment (::::::shudder:::::) -- I DON'T want to know!
 
Kit
[Posted in FML issue 1672]