Hi Roxie, Maxie, Tater and Odie! Special Agent Raiden here! Thank you for considering my special services for this wonderful event! I promise to deliver! Unfortunately I don't know of any fuzzy eligibles for the ferret-bouncing, but I'm sure there will be some soon..... FOR ANY FERRETS READING THIS POST, the ferrets-to-be need some tall dark and furries for bouncing the overly ferretoned party crashers out! So speak up now! I have already been chosen for bartending, of which I am very proud to say, or I would volunteer myself. I have only one problem in my fuzzy brain right now and that is remembering the date, if it was posted anywhere, I missed it! Sorry guys! Oh, by the way, did Tater and Odie get their tuxes yet? I know of a ferret clothing outfit downtown in the middle of Ferretville for Sprites and Gibs only!(I didn't make the rules....) The owner and I dooked back and forth for a while and he promised me a good ferret deal on a couple of tuxes (with tails). I also checked out the Ferret Flower Store in Ferretville and I spotted the cutest little rose and babysbreath arrangements for a pretty good price! Only 3 raisins each! And they said they would throw in a ferretone spray to make 'em smell pretty, for nothing! So don't forget to tell me the date and if anything else is required of me! Where will we be getting the spirits? I mean I have my own stash, but that's hardly enough for a weddin'! Sincerely, The Future Weddin' Bartender Special Agent Raiden Signing off. [Posted in FML issue 1625]