Dedickated to da one Smudge wuvs: Woses r wed, Viwets r boo, Sammi's sweet, Smudge wants to marwy you. Please allow Smudge to introduce himself. Smudge was Bob's travelin' companion, so Smudge is vwery worldly. Smudge just settled in wit Ma and is now home-fairwit and vwery finanually stable ( sotrin' waisens an gwayps an socs up). Ma calls Smudge her gentle gaint. Smudge 3 an a half pounds of wuvable, kissable fairwit. Smudge all alone an would wuv you an hug you an feed you an pet you an kiss you an snuggle wit you an potect you an play wit you an we could dook together an make our own wardance of wuv for all eternity like a sorrow thru a song. An we can carry da tune to da honey moon and we can play it all night long. (Blush) (Smudge vwery rowmanic, too) (Blush) Thought we've never met, like da story da Ma told Smudge bout fairwits named Issac an Becky fallin in wuv fore dey ever met, Smudge knows Sammi is da special wuv for him witout ever meetin or nuttin. An like 'nother story Ma wed to Smudge (actully, Ma's wittle girl tinks dat Ma is weedin to her) bout how nother ferret, Jachob, waited 14 years to marwy his wuv, Rachael, Smudge will wait for Sammi, even if it takes 14 years. Smudge knows dat Uncle Bob would give Smudge one of dem dowry tings for Sammi's Pa to have. So's how bout it Samantha, my big bewty? Can Smudge ask your Pa for your paw in wholy matrimoney? Would you, Samantha take dis Smudge as youse big ol' fairwit hubby an make him da happeest hob in da hole wide world? We could dokadookadooka down da brydlepath of life together. All da wuv in my big ol' heart, Smudge [Posted in FML issue 1642]