She's my sifter,
she's my sifter,
let me show you where she's at...
She's right here under the covers,
and sometimes she is a brat!
 
Yeah, she's my sifter,
she's my sifter,
She wrestles with me sometimes,
and then we do the war-dance,
and dook-dook-dook-dook-dook,
yeah, she's my sifter...
[Posted in FML issue 1641]