Dear Rosie and Maxie, I remember someone said that you might need some sort of security at your wedding. As well as being a party animal and "clergyferret", I can help as a bouncer. Our newest addition to the household is a four-month-old gib who, according to Papa, is a "moose" -- he's a big boy. If you'd like, we'd be honoured to serve as your bouncers. We "war-dance", too. Friar Tuck and Antaeus [Posted in FML issue 1632]