Dear Rosie and Maxie,
I remember someone said that you might need some sort of security at your
wedding.  As well as being a party animal and "clergyferret", I can help as
a bouncer.  Our newest addition to the household is a four-month-old gib
who, according to Papa, is a "moose" -- he's a big boy.
 
If you'd like, we'd be honoured to serve as your bouncers.  We "war-dance",
too.
 
Friar Tuck and Antaeus
[Posted in FML issue 1632]