Dear Special Agent Raiden, My name is Taylor. I would like to apply for the "ferret-bouncing" at the wedding. I'm very new to the FML, but I would like to extend my congrats to the bride and groom. Although I have never bounced before I was a stray outside for awhile and was able to survive until my uncle found me. (It was in the nick of time too) I'm not really that big, smaller then usual because I'm shedding, but don't let my size fool you. I can beat up my human's kitten Slyvester and send him running under the bed crying. I can drag brushes, wallets, and some shoes under the couch. I'm pretty good about going in my litter box or in the corner with the paper, my aim is alittle off sometimes. So I hope you will consider me and my qualification up to par. Also my sister Dallas, she is really mellow, she has her own catering business and has offered to help out if needed. Sincerely, Taylor & Dallas and mom Gina [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 1626]