Felix and Mikey here, checking in from Califbanaweaselornia.
 
We heard about this here wedding, and we know a really good recipe for a
dessert made mostly of Ferretone, raisins and other goodies, but here's the
*real* trick: we add bits of chopped up old shoe for that wonderful
"toe-taste" sensation, especially marinated leather boot-bottoms that have
had lots of time to soak up all them good "juices".
 
We call it "SOLE FOOD"!!!
[Posted in FML issue 1626]