Hello and mucho dooks to dose fewwets out dere in da FML land of da bwave and fwee... Dis is to lets you all nose dat we will be go-bing on bacatsion next week so's don't you fret none if'n you don't hear from us...Tater and Odie should be able to fill in dose gaps if Paw-paw's foot gets better soon from kickin' dat metal bucket and stuff... And Special Agent Raiden, da bartenderizer will keep you informed of stuff too... Anyways, we just wanted to say dat we was cornfuzzled (As Tater and Odie would say) when we done read in last night's FML ting about green poops comin' from Kirby's sick Brudda Bandit... Now, we seen da Green poops and Ham book by dat cat-ting in dat hat-ting and we sink dat dat condishiun is normal or someting .... You are lucky to have green poops we tink! Speaking of poops, Maxie done pooped a huge little poop da utter day and tried to blame me (Rosie) for it...but Da knew dat Maxie (bein' a whole bunch bigger girl you knows) musta done it! Maxie shook her head and licked her chops and ran off goin' "He he he"... Anyways, speaking of poops, me, Rosie, pooped da utter day outside of dat litter-box ting and Da done walked up right when I was done...well, I tried to fweeze like a statue like a prairiedawg tryin' to hide from a cheetah or sometin' and Da was too smart he done saw my wide-open eyes and pulled back ears and one foot forward froze in my tracks and he shook his head .... Anyways, well, Da is lookin' for a lightbulb to replace da one in da light pixture and he tinks dat we took it upstairs to our den under da bed...don't tell him but we did, and only us twos knows dat...oh no! Now all you tousands of utter fewwets knows too! Don't tell Da...he he he.... So's, next week we gets two more sifters...Miss Wiggles and another one...our Da wants to name da utter one Popcorn 'cause we fewwets jump up and down like popcorn or sometin' but dat nice Dayna lady suggestimacated dat we waits till we see's her till we's gives her a name 'cause den she won't have an endemnity crisis and need a fewwipist or sometin'... Well, since Mee Maw done doin' her pooter stuff for da lection stuff...Paw paw ain't been 'round much and we's sad girls...'cause dat means dat Tater and Odie can't type love-letters to us when Paw paw is busy 'cause he gots to boot dat pooter up or someting...oh I know, since he done kicked dat bucket his foot hurts so he can't wear his boot to get dat pooter workin' so Tater and Odie are problee running 'round like cwazy wantin' to talk to dere bwydes...well, we hopes dat dey at least got to plant dat corn and dig for dat gold... Well, dose monkey soups is done sized up for da gwooms and our weddin' dwesses done been picked out...guess we is gettin' closer to dat weddin' and we is gettin' sweaty paws and stuffs...you know we will probably have one wedding on dis FML and den another when we moves to Florida in 2 years and live closer to Tater-gater and Odie-podie...den we can start making baby fewwets so dat stork-ting brings dem in a hankycheif and den Paw paw, Mee maw, Da, and Ma will be grandpawents and stuffs...oh no...gway hairs done cweepin' in already...Da says... Just wanted to say a special hello to: Chipper & Gina, Gaston & Fernie & Jasper, Mandy & Amber & Big Bear & Bandit , Coalee et al., Marsha, Mina & Josie, Jennifer & Nancy and the 'Boys', Chloe & Bubba & Beavis and Kodee Possum aka "BABY", Tobias Higgins, Dayna, Kodo & Podo, Weazer, Special Agent Raiden, Uncle Lee, Dr. Karen, Bubba & Weasey & Emmet & Mooky, Ruffle, Uncle Stevie, Uncle Tombo, Espie & Frankie & Lucky Charm & Angel, Kirby & Bandit, Little Weezer & The Mooch, and of course Bill Gwuber... Loves and snuggles... Rosie and Maxie ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo) (oo) =v= =v= [Posted in FML issue 1626]