Well, This is a phenomated-type ting we gots goin' here, our Da says... We gots bunches of mail last night...and guess what peoples...we now gots a band, a bartender, and even a Reverbund for our wedding to Tater-gator and Odie-podie... Anyways, the band is called the Ferret-Tones, you should read last night's FML (#1624) to see their detailsiz on dis stuff...anyways, Weazer, we hopes dat your guts is okay for dat wedding, and for da rest of your lifes as wells! Anyhow, Weazer, we told the FML about dose coons dat play blues muzics late at night in the backyard...well, dey could be the horn section...dey gots some hefty lungs on dem big 'ol guys...dey is huge!!!! Coons is big fewwets you know!!!! So, Special Agent Raiden, we would loves for you to be the ferretone-mixer and concoctionizer of fewwet-potions for da weddin' ting! Chocolate covered waisens sounds delishable to us!!! =) =) =) mmmmmmmm...... (big smiles, rubbing tummies w/paws...) Also, Raiden, well we may need some bouncers-guys at the wedding, in case some cwitters gets incoheritated from too much fewwetone and stuff...we is expecially worried 'bout dose coons, cause dey love to dig for worms in Da's garden you know...and dey might get into a fight wit' Bandit or some udder fewwets over dose potted pwants at da awlter.... So if deres any mores big fewwets out dere who wants to be bouncers...let's us nose... Finally, we's gots a request from a nice lady named Dr. Karen, who says dat we should have dat Spirit Guy named Otter presidualize over da' weddin' as our Reverbund...now dat would be cools...we tink dat Otter is a spiritual cwitter...very holy and stuffs...since Paw-paw has Native American blood and so does our Da...so we guesses dat dat means dat Tater and Odie and us gurls has dat stuff in our veins toos! So's dat about the end of dat...we's still waitin' to see how dem' 24 carrots is coming along in Paw-paws gawden...and if'n our fleaoncays done found gold-stuffs yets for our wings... Anyways, we give a special prayers to all dose sick and not-feeling-so-good-lately fewwets out deres in dis' FML world...get better soon!!!! You better do it! (Vewy sincere eyes you know!) Anyhows, gotta go, it's 3:30 a.m. and Ma and Da are fast asleep and we gots to go nibble on dere feetsiz and suck on dere ears... Loves and dooks, Rosie and Maxie ^ ^ ^ ^ (oo) (oo) =v= =v= [Posted in FML issue 1625]