1. Doodoo stains on the hardwood floors. 2. Poopies in all the corners. 3. Banging sounds in the middle of the night. 4. Squealing sounds in the middle of a fight. 5. A new storage system for shoes, socks, toys, watches, gloves, etc. under the bed. 6. New veterinarians. 7. A new tradition of reading the Ferret Mailing List instead of the morning paper. 8. A steady supply of raisins, Ferretone, and Nutri-Cal. 9. Little, teeny, tiny furs on the sheets and pillowcases. 10. A hammock full of snoozin' Susans. [Posted in FML issue 1625]