Things I have given up:
    1) Fuzzy toilet seat covers.
    2) floor plants
    3) E-Z open cabinets
    4) long vacations
    5) leaving the TV flipper anywhere I please
    6) leaving my drinks anywhere I please
    7) open doors
    8) flouncing down in the furniture without looking
    9) showers alone
        and number 10
    THE ENTIRE MASTER BATHROOM
[Posted in FML issue 1622]