Well, sisfert, We gots us a quandarum here - Foggy don't want to marivatate wid you cause he don't got paws. I sink mebbe he don't know mawwuje is 'bout hearts, not feets. Mebbe he's just too much of a boy-fert to think we could loves him without paws, I dunno - you know how them boy-ferts can get! So, dis here's my plan....Ma's going to that Califubia bad place next weekend for some dookin' of her own. I can sneak into her bag & go wif her - She'll never know & them fishy game hordens won't know neither. When Ma gets to Santa Rosa, I'll sneak away & meetcha somewheres & then you & me'll go find Foggy & tell him we loves him together like. He can't say no to both of uses. Can he?. Maybe we threes can find a condo somewheres, and I'll be Foggy's feets and I'll talk for you when you wants me to & we'll snuggle and play and dance and laugh forever & ever, amen. C'mon, whaddya say? Conan's pining away for Sammi so he's no fun. Rikki's a old fert, so he sleeps all the time. The cat & the dog are scared of usn's (hee,hee). I want an advenfert,and I'll even bring the raisins! C'mmonnnn.... Your sisfert, Camile Conan the lonely Rikki the sleepy Cady & Kelsey the Cowed Oh, yeah, Paula (Ma) too [Posted in FML issue 1647]