Hi Everyone, Since I have been reading so many wonderful and funny stories on the FML I thought I would add a little humor with a story about my life with Bubba. Bubba is my 9 mo. old male sable. We kindly refer to him as the ferret from Hell. Yesterday I caught him with an empty bag of chocolate bridge mix. Yes, I said empty. I (unfortunately) had eaten most of it and stupid me put the bag on my night stand. BIG mistake. I went to pick him up and there was the bag. Empty... Later on when I picked him up for some kisses...you guessed it... chocolate breath!!!! I haven't figured out yet where the stash is but I'm sure he has shared with his other cell mates... oopps I mean playmates. We always know when Bubba is up because the water glass that we leave on the bathroom sink for cats and ferrets always goes flying either into the sink or onto the floor as soon as Bubba is up. No water dish or food dish is left upright when he is near. When he was little he used to drag a huge dog dish full of water all over the kitchen. This morning he got his just rewards, though, because Mooky (our new guy) was exploring the sink behind the faucets while Bubba was licking out the water while in the sink. Bubba had forgotten to dump the water this time so Mooky quickly did his job for him...right on his head. What a sight. Ferrets scrambling everywhere. My mornings usually consist of trying to keep Bubba out of the refrigerator long enough to get out the milk and off my nice new hose before I leave for work. You see he thinks he has to have something to snack on everytime someone is in the kitchen. He doesn't take no for an answer either. He will keep snagging my hose until I give in and give him something. He loves scrambled eggs and MY cereal. Even all this and I must say Bubba is my boy. I love him dearly. He knows that when momma picks him up she expects a kiss and he isn't getting down until she gets one either. I love him "because" of all the crazy things he does. I wouldn't want him any other way. I love my Emmet, Mooky and Weasey, too, of course. But none can compare to Bubba. God Bless all of you and especially your fuzzies!!! LOL Petsgalor9(actually 10) Pat [Posted in FML issue 1619]