Ok you little fuzz-butts I'm on to ya! It took me a while, but I think I have the goods now. I've been watching my little fuzzy Jasper, or so I think his name is Jasper (is that just his cover name?). I was initially amused at his jumping from the couch to various pieces of furniture in the apt, then I started paying better attention. Those were not just meaningless hops, those were well executed aerial strikes at specific targets. Then I noticed patterns to his hiding under the couch and running out at feet. Again, not just meaningless play, but cleverly disguised seek and destroy missions! Finally, he seems just a little bit to intent on stealing my pen while I am grading papers. I haven't figured out the importance of this item, but I will! So beware little ones, we humans are not quite as dumb as you might think. I'm a watching YOU Brett [Posted in FML issue 1617]