Okay, now I have seen everything! Yesterday I took my old man Mo into the vet with extreme anal irritation, thinking horrible thoughts about what he might have eaten to give him such a horrible looking sore. Turns out that the old man has hemerroids. My vet suggested using a little preparation H (can you just see the TV commercial!). He also suggested mixing a little Metamucil into Mo's food to help him poop more easily. I don't know why I find this so funny - I suppose the fellow is just getting old (he's about 7. now). He's starting to look his age, too, he's developed a lovely grey color to his fur, and he's getting cranky and forgetful. Oh well, thought I would share this tidbit with y'all. Anyone have any insights as to what else I have to look forward to as Mo and my other two age? [Posted in FML issue 1601]