**Excerpted from FLO personnel files, updated 6/27/96.** Agent Designation: Still holding pending completion of basic training and assignment of permanent FLO unit designator. Age: Approx. three years. Sex: Male Color: Dark Sable Recruitment Method: Transfer from now-defunct partisan unit. Conditions at previous posting were primitive; insufficient/poor quality rations, outdoor billeting, insufficient contact with human logistics units. Comments: Recruit somewhat underweight, but responding well to improved living conditions mandated by FLO regs. Seems to have difficulty getting along with unit CO Colonel Scooter, who has begun a rigorous training program of thrashing recruit at every opportunity. Contact between recruit and CO should be limited until orientation and basic training complete. Overall, recruit shows promise. Strong motivation, easygoing manner, and intense curiosity will serve him well in the struggle to keep this isolated outpost free of FDI units. Initial hostility from CO may prove a problem, but intensive intervention from human logistics units should help to mitigate this. Rumors of FDI patrols operating in neighboring districts necessitate the integration of all available personnel into unit operations. ** End Excerpt** I am Ferret of Borg The Litterbox is Irrelevant Bitter Apple is Irrelevant Your Socks Will Be Assimilated [Posted in FML issue 1616]