To FLO Headquarters(All NH please do not look), I urgently request instructions on the new recruit Chewbakka (my new littlebrother)....He is only 5 weeks old and just learning to eat solid food so he is at a very impwessible age! I think I can convert him to FLO cause if I withold his mush (yech, baby ferret food is disgusting) from him in the morning. I've already taught him seek and destroy mission on Mommy's smoke sticks(called cig...somthin). Took him on major harress the dog mission after. Also taught him how to empty big ferret feeder thingie dat's sposed to hold food for a week. I am now teaching him to swim and fish in dog's water bowl(we have not caught any fishes yet) but that don't matter cuz Mommy shakes that big cracker box thingy and throws them to us all yelling FISH FRENZY! Then we all dance and eat goldie fish crackers(yum).....Oh yeah,...awaiting further structions and I hafta leave Mommy's pooter thingy cuz I hear her coming! FLO operative Meme(aka NONOBADFERRET) PS all not neutral hoomans please press down key thingy Dook! Dook! .Mikki & Dee .& The Wizzlebee Family Team AMIGA [Posted in FML issue 1612]