To anyone contemplating purchasing a ferret from Quality Ferrets, Inc:
 
(These ferrets can be picked out by the single tattoo in the *left* ear, not
the two tattoos on the *right* ear, and include the Angora ferret)
 
Please be warned that you will not be receiving a true guarantee with the
Quality Ferrets ferret that you purchase. The wording of the guarantee that
will be offered to you reads "free from congenial defects", not congenital,
and therefore is meaningless.
 
Please protect yourself and your ferret, read any guarantees you may be
offered carefully.
 
[FK]
[Posted in FML issue 1588]