Special Agent Whidbey reporting to FLO Headquarters. Mission Accomplished. My yearly raid on the "house plants" has been a major success. 2 plants were completely annihilated, 6 have been wounded - 1 of which remains on the critically injured list. However, the greatest success of this mission was the vast amount of dirt that was dispersed over a large & hard to clean area. Please note that this mission was not without its special dangers, as it was completed in the full presence of 2 CKP (canine kaos patrol) forces - one of which is not, I repeat, not friendly to the FLO causes. Here's how it's done... after several months of good behavior, the humanbeans are lured into a false sense of well-being & the anti-opener sticky strips (masking tape) is slowly removed. If the top drawers of the buffet (converted to the local FLO hang-out) are opened, then the sticky strips will be replaced. One must be patient and wait until it is thought that we've lost interest or forgetten about all of the pots of dirt. After several months, when the humanbeans aren't present then the mission can carried out. I personally enjoy opening as many drawers as possible - in this weeks raid, I can proudly state that a total of 4 drawers were opened & dirt was distributed among all of them. A note of caution to all other FLO'ers considering this exercise - do not eat the living green things, as I've heard that they can be poisonous. This is purely a raid of mass distruction & mess only. Long live the FLO! Faithfully Agent Whidbey Edith - "Where did that roll of masking tape go?" Orca ( CKP)- "Quick! Someone come quick! That fert is getting into trouble again!" Juno (CKP)- "Humm, now I can go eat all of Whidbey's food while she's busy" Denis - "I can't wait to get home from a month exercise to move & clean behind heavy objects" [Posted in FML issue 1588]