In issue #1602, someone posted something about long hair and Crystal Gail, and "Deadheads," etc. That person was wondering if that since Jerry Garcia is dead, are *deadheads* still called that-Well, no they're not. Now that Jerry's gone, deadheads are called *BUMS.* Sorry nothing about ferts, but we all need a laugh now and then, and most of all, no offense intended to any fans of the Grateful Dead was meant. Chris and Betty and Chopper [Posted in FML issue 1603]