Everyone must be alert at all times until the sneaky Bandersnatch has been apprehended and summarily banned forever from this list serve!! While I am new here I feel it is my absolute duty to plead with Big to begin the hunt for this horrible defiler of my darling little Cinny-Loony. [throwing back of hand to forehead while collapsing weakly into the huge padded office chair (Boy that was close, glad they built that one in Detroit, Huh Misty-Loony whispers Miss Wiggles) turning the keyboard into white water conditions with a Niagara Falls of tears] My sweet (Oh, Boy, here she goes again...sweet.. my Aunt Agnes, the little witch hogs the fleece lined sleep sack every time) adorable, perfect, (right, if you don't count the missing end of her tail from when Ming-Ming loony was having that nightmare last summer) gentle, (Are we talking about Miss Full Body Block herself here? cries Ming-Ming loony), petite...(right , and she didn't have to let her collar out two holes last week either I suppose...they chorus together) and always caring and sharing (Anybody wanta borrow a set of my leg socks?, it's gettin deep in here...squeeks Foggy Loony)little Fur Precious has been callously Brainwashed by a despicable underhanded SNEAK! I can even tell you how the dreadful personage found us....we found a trail of telltale raisin smudges that led directly out of my printer... this [strangling on word] HACKER has ruined my Sugar Sweetness and snuck away to strike again somewhere else! From the hideousness of the damage it can only be the feared Bandersnatch... Beware, You Could Be Next! What Happened?... you ask. What's wrong with her?...you inquire. Don't try to protect this criminal, I warn you, I will hunt him down with my last breath [sobbing brokenly into a yard square hankie suitable for a small pup tent in poor weather] I will never rest until he is unmasked...And Punished...! Oh, My , I just had the most horrible thought..could it be?? could this arch fiend have already infected some or all of your fur children???? Well, Listen well and search your souls... Big, Your Worship, Sir, I will leave this in your capable hands... this homewrecking wretch must be stopped with all haste... and you, Dear Brothers and Sisters must think back in time.. you will know if you have been assaulted too... if you have ever asked yourself in absolute despair and dismay.... 'WHO THE HELL TAUGHT MY FUZZBUNS TO LEVITATE?' :] :] :] :] :] dayna :] :] :] :] :] :] :] TNT dayna frazier 102046,3162 "Worry is the interest we pay on the trouble we borrow!" [Moderator's note: OK, maybe it's just me 'cause this FML is so long and there are a mess of posts that didn't make it into this issue, but, umm, I think I missed something... what are you talking about?!? BIG] [Posted in FML issue 1576]