Oh My GOD, I read last nite's FML and realized ** BOB ** is due HERE on
Monday!!!  Yikes!  Does that mean I now have to hide all my socks and full
ferretone bottles and treats and, and, and, and ........ You mean I spent a
week straight cleaning my house because he was coming and now I should have
left it a big mess so he could not find my valuables?  Am I his NEXT
VICTIM??  HELP!  HELP!  I am afraid, I am VERY AFRAID!  TNT (if there is a
next time..... GULP!) Send FLO reinforcements by the battallion to save my
babies valuables, PLEASE!  (faint, thud as body hits the floor)
[Posted in FML issue 1574]