Hi guys! I just thought I'd share my ferrets latest two discovered toys. I have a roll of carpet under my bed that's left over from recarpeting my apartment. Tag just loves to run through it, often upside down. He scratches it alot (because he's not allowed to scratch the real stuff) . I call it the torpedo bay because when I come in the room, he usually comes rocketing out of there and attacks my feet. And although he doesn't shed alot, I can imagine how it would attract any loose hair on your ferret. Keep it all in one place and just unroll and vacuum to clean! The other one is not so fun (for me anyway!). Tag was dragging my hairdryer behind the toilet. It got caught on the cut off valve and turned it a little. Apparently it leaks because Tag started lapping up the water that was dripping from it. I turned it off and cleaned up only to have him dart right back in and try to turn the valve again. One of these days I'll flush the toilet and it won't fill back up!!! Craziness. And apparently, Bitter Apple doesn't affect him unless it was recently sprayed. After about 10 minutes, it doesn't phase him. I feel like a mother with a two year old child! --Susan & Torpedo-Tag (Torpedo bay #1 loaded. ..... Fire when ready!) [Posted in FML issue 1540]