Ferrets have made the Top Ten several times before:
 
Top Ten Rejected NFL Team Names
#2  The Greasy Ferrets
 
And my personal favorites:
Top Ten Least Visited New York City Tourist Attractions
#2  Mookie-Land
 
Top Ten Least-Used Hyphenated Words
#1  Mookie-proofed
 
My house is Mookie-proofed!
 
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Stan, Terrie & Jen, with ***MOOKIE***, Psycho, Cecil & Cocoa in Toronto
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[Posted in FML issue 1534]