Greetings fellow furries... Monkey, Cassidy, Nesta, and Roo reporting. We are curious as to how to join this "FLO" organization. Thanks to Monkey's uncanny ability to scale the armchair to the aquarium hood to the desk chair to the printer, we were able to intercpet an interesting document concerning a ferret organization. We feel as though we could be a strong force in the upstate NY battilion as we have already accomplished numerous tasks supporting the liberation of ferrets everywhere and the obvious superiority of ferrets to humans. Please send any documents concerning FLO movements to the address the human so unsuspiciously typed below (how convenient!). We would like to nominate ourselves as active members of the League and winners of numerous awards, including the distinguished "Grey Hair" award - the most grey hairs, on a human, begun over a week's time. (Of course this number was reached by Agent Roo's brave journey into the void the humans like to call "the upstairs" in order to commandeer a "brush" (?) that grooms humans. Not only did she journey without a map or supply of rations, she journeyed into the dreaded "bathroom" area in which our agents are rountinely tortuned by water dunkings and ear scrubbings designed to brainwash! Signing off - Monkey: fat flying boy with a mission. Cassidy : Mellow exterior but a devious mind. Nesta : Bonzai! Roo : Princess of the Castle ============================ Kristen Herzog [log in to unmask] These are my opinions. Promise. ==================================== [Posted in FML issue 1527]