********************** ATTENTION ALL FLO OPERATIVES ************************ *** ALPHA GENERAL ROWDY Announces that the motion for a commendation and promotion for operative DODGER has been approved! Due to extreme and tireless devotion to the FLO cause this outstanding operative has most certainly earned such recognition. Operative DODGER please report to this headquarters and inform us of your current rank. We will reply with your new rank and shall send, via the pooter waves, your written commendation. We thank operatives Keiran & Kellyn for drawing this to our attention. Congratulations operative DODGER and long live the FLO! To all other FLO operatives : Continue mission of human conquest! Convert those humans to the FLO cause. IT CAN BE DONE! Our human Mommy is now in charge of all FLO communications grunt work. She completes all our paper and pooter reports and transmissions for us leaving much more time for us to devote to FLO activities that only fuzzles can do. Once again, AQUIRE EVERYTHING! Current orders : Execute late nite raids at every opportunity. Most humans will be found in a comatose state during these hours. Chances for success are greatly increased. If you are put in the brig nitely then work very hard on that sad, pouty face. It can eventually gain you permanent freedom! GO FLO! *** Alpha General Rowdy over and out **************************** END TRANSMISSION **************************** ******************************************************* * Kelleen & the INSANE Animal House * * President and Founder of F.A.N.G. * * (Ferret Association of Neverending Glee) * * 405 S. Orchard Boise, Idaho 83705 * * [log in to unmask] * ******************************************************* * I'll take a good animal over a good mate anyday! * * All they want is lots of love and great chow. * ******************************************************* * Idiocy is our only option! * * Dustin Hoffman from movie Outbreak * ******************************************************* [Posted in FML issue 1512]