A good time was had by all at the Ferret Freedom Day celebration at the
Mass. State House.  A good number of press folks showed up and were totally
charmed by all the fuzzbeans.  What's not to love?
 
Ralphie, running for Clinton in the first annual Massachusetts political
forecasting dryer tube race, ran right past Dole who, uh, turned around in
mid-tube and came out backwards.  Other races were held and the results were
equally interesting.  Who needs Gallup when you've got galloping ferrets to
forecast the results?
[Posted in FML issue 1500]