What's this I see on Mom's computer about a new issue of Modern Ferret?
Where's ours?  We're supposed to get a one-year subscription for the winning
entry in last year's "You know your ferret is spoiled ..." contest!  When
did this magazine come out?
 
Our mom left an issue of Modern Ferret with the vet a while ago. That was
the one with instructions from Dr. Weiss about how to get blood from a
turnip -- er, I mean, ferret.
 
Lucky Charminator
[Posted in FML issue 1516]