Hi Fellow Ferrets... My name is Havock and my moma is helping me type this to all of you because she says that I am not allowed on the computer. (however I still manage to) I wanted to tell you all what I did yesterday because I had so much fun. It was so much fun to watch moma try to give me heck!! he. When moma gets home from work she always lets Johnny, Tasha and me out of our cage. Yesterday I has is in a rebel mood and I thought that I would have some fun. Our cage is about 2 feet from my moma and dads desk and I jumped on it. I crawled into the printer to see what goes on in there and moma didn't like that too much!! she chased me out and then started to clean out our cage. She does it about every two nights and I like to help her. When she was dumping out the litter from our box I called Tasha in and we mapped out a plan. Moma left the room to go get a rag and I told Tasha to go and pull the plastic bag that the litter was in. As she pulled it, it made this perfect line of poo and dirt accros the carpet. I thought to myself...now this is the work of a genius!! (he he) When moma came in I RAN!!! Boy oh boy was she ticked at me.....ME! It was Tasha who did it!!! (just my brilliant idea...Next I ventured to the kitchen. It didn't take moma long to notice that I wasn't helpin' her and she snuck around the corner when I wasn't looking. Dad put child locks on all of our doors but the smart guy that I am....I figured it out.(Ha!) I don't think that moma and dad were to happy when I showed Johnny and Tasha how to get into them. I have mastered the art so well that I am able to crawl up on the second shelf and then into the drawer through the back. (I found where mom keeps the RAISINS!!!) I think that I ate to much of them. Any way that is what I did yesterday....I played and was good for a while too though. Later!! Havock(my moma...Theresa and dad....Doug) (Johnny and Tasha says hi too) [Posted in FML issue 1494]