Agent Curtis, who always gets the crappy jobs, reports: "Guelph FLO Activity History:" "According to his "sent-mail" files, Commander Dodger has transmitted the following through the FML Relay: 1457: "Feline Defence Initiative vs. Ferret Liberation Organization" 1470: "Ferret Liberation Organization, Part II" 1483: "FLO Part III: Re-enforcements Have Arrived" "FLO agents submitted approximately one dozen reports between issues 1457 and 1470. After issue 1470, agents issued approximately two or three reports a day. The evil "Long Hosed Sucky Thing" was first reported in the late 1470's. CKP reports predate the LHST sightings." "The Commander does not know if the FLO was active pre-1996." "The FLO ruthlessly stole its name, as any ferret terrorist organization should, from a now unknown poster sometime between issues 1440 and 1450." "Military training was provided by the "Neutral" Human Nic, who received the CD-ROM "Command and Conquer" for his birthday from his female counterpart in January, and subsequently suffered a serious addiction. "Neutral" Human Lynn suffered months of the sounds of military combat and communication. The three-machine computer network lies in FLO territory. Human Lynn was coerced to file FLO reports from the network as Human Nic, distracted, planned virtual military initiatives." "Commander Dodger and I are but one small arm of the FLO. We hope that our base report helps you track down the transmissions of all our FLO comrades-in-short-arms-and-legs. Their work should not go without credit." Curtis out. /Lynn. [Posted in FML issue 1493] [Posted in FML issue 1493]