TO : FLO MOVEMENT FROM : INSANE 10 Just found out about you, hope we do this right. First attempt in the FLO's name successful and not so successful. Successfully aquired food stores for troops. Full bag of Cracker Jacks. Sorry ate some now not so full. Not so successful, human Mommy found our stash under couch and brought in her secret weapon of the long hosed sucky machine. Sucked away all cracker jacks left, we are very sad. Then she sucked away big pile of litter we conveniently dug out of newly filled box under same couch. HELP! Need instructions on how to defeat long hosed sucky thing. Bad weapon for human Mommy to have. Destroys our successes. Please send info. on dismantling sucky thing or other suggestions to defeat it. Thanks. Hope you will accept us in your movement even tho 1st attempt only partial success. Will do better in future. Signing off. INSANE 10 : Rowdy, Shyla, Meetoo, Precious, Fang, Silver, Lightstar, Tribble, Pearl, OTEE. (in spirit, RACY) ***************************************************** * Kelleen & The INSANE Animal House * * [log in to unmask] * * President & Founder of * F.A.N.G.* * * (Ferret Association of Neverending Glee) * * Location : Boise, Idaho * ***************************************************** * I'll take a good animal over a good mate anyday! * * All they want is lots of love and great chow. * ***************************************************** * Idiocy is our only option! * * Dustin Hoffman from movie Outbreak * ***************************************************** [Posted in FML issue 1478]