From Seymour to the lovely Little Girl of Suki's clan:
 
I would like to tell the world
That I'm in love with Little Girl
 
Her sassiness I think is great
I'd give her raisins and some dates
 
Her lovliness beyond compare
Together we're the perfect pair.
 
My Little Girl, you are so fine.
Won't you be my Valentine?
 
                --Seymour
 
(This poem is the original work of Seymour Thomas. Any attempt to copy
is punishable by death to your socks).
[Posted in FML issue 1473]