As some of you may remember, i got hit by a car while crossing the street about a month ago. The result was one broken arm, one crushed knee, and one lost school year (sigh). Well, my kids really needed their nails cut and i didn't know what i was going to do about this with just one working arm. But, it had to be done (little daggers walking over me under the covers at night). So, i figured, let's give it a shot... First i grabbed up Molly (my extremely good little angel, anyway) and put her on my lap. With my one good hand i held her little paws AND cut her nails, one by one. Wow! No problem! Next came Leo, my 8 month old little terror. He squirmed at first but i said, "Leo, the more you squirm, the longer it will take". And, believe it or not, he calmed right down. Within about 10 minutes i had.... One good arm, No linatone, and 40 short nails!!!! Do i have great kids, or what? [Posted in FML issue 1466]