~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | ######### | |Dear Mom & Dad: | # @@@ # | | | # /o @ # | |Hi! I am having lots of fun! I am now in | # `, | # | |Boston, Massachusettes celebrating the soon | # / \ # | |to be defunct anti-ferret laws with Ralphie,| #usa 29c# | |Cinderella, and Harry. They really know how | ######### | |to party! I've heard that this city is known| | |as "Bean Town." Kind of strange....but I | | |figured they got to have some good beans | | |here so I decided to try some. Ralphie man- | | |aged to find some and I tried them - yuck! | To: Mom and Dad Burkard | |I decided they should get put into a hidey | 1313 Mockingbird Lane | |hole until they are nice and crunchy. They | Rochester, NY 14450 | |might be good then. :) Tomorrow I'm going to| | |Plymoth Rock for you, Mom. I know you had | | |ancestors come over right after the Pilgrims| | |so I'll go see it for you. Do you happen to | | |know if the Pilgrims had any ferrets on the | | |Mayflower? I bet so since ferrets love to | | |explore new worlds! | | | nips & kisses, Squirt | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (on the reverse is a picture of a Boston street and Squirt has x'd on the picture places he pooped when he visited that street) [Posted in FML issue 1478]