Dear Mee Maw,
 
I'm not sure if BIG will agree that this is the appropriate place to do
this.  If not, that's OK.  Since I'm a ferret, maybe he will let this get
through.
 
We just want to say that you are our special Valentine, Mee Maw.  You've let
us have a lot of fun, painting you as the 'bad guy' on the FML.  We know
that your heart is a very special and good one.  You are very dear to us.
We love you so much that it hurts sometimes, but it's a good hurt.
 
Be our Valentine, Mee Maw. We love you so much.
 
Tater and Paw Paw
[Posted in FML issue 1477]