*** Urgent message to FLO members from sub-human Shari *** Please help. During their private bombing raids, Lt. Chipper and Sgt. Gina are deliberately missing the target box. I believe they should be court martialed, or at the least, confined to their quarters, if they had quarters. From the strategically high position of the entire second floor, Lt. Chipper and Sgt. Gina maintain day-time surveillance of the neighboring Canine Kaos Operation (CKO), which consistently bomb the front battleground area. Outdoor bombing by FLO members would be o.k., but they are not security cleared for this dangerous area. The Lt. and Sgt. request additional target boxes, specifically, in every corner of their base. Sub-human believes this is unnecessary, and would cost the current government too much time and expense to maintain, plus it looks tacky. If Scooter D'Weasel is elected for President (God forbid) I am confident the FLO's requests will be one of his highest priorities. Bombing raid practice maneuvers were implemented last year after moving to three base encampments. This final base was secured on January 1 with daily training exercises to control confusion. Lately, I have become aware of blatant attempts to undermine the authority of base commander, sub-human Shari. One clean target box is in every room of jurisdiction (even the sofa), but still these two militia-girls miss during raids (except for the sofa). I have actually watched Lt. Chipper fake bombing at one kitchen location, then wobble her way 6 ft. next to fridge, and bomb. This type of insurrection will not be tolerated. Sending additional troops to base in North Carolina will not help situation. What advise can you give me? [Posted in FML issue 1491]