Just received my copy of FERRET.EXE and got it installed. I typed 'RUN' and Thor done a double back flip, landed on Woden's back, and they both took off running - justa yowlin' an' hollerin' . Boy, I love playing with kitties - they're SO silly. Any of you FLO recruits need a place to hide out between forarys, come on down to my house. That long nosed sucky thing sure is heavy. I had a lot of fun chasing the cats around the house with it last night but I sure woke up all tuckered out this morning. I really could use some help in totin' it around the house in search of prey. Guess I'm mighty lucky that Mee Maw & Paw Paw don't believe in using the thing anymore - they don't wanna disturb any memories. Oh yes, guess I oughta officially volunteer my services as SPF (Senior Pooter Ferret) for the FLO. After all, I done did finger out how to load FERRET.EXE all by my lonesome. Let's see, guess we oughta find a code name for me. SPF FLO. Hmmm. How 'bout 'Silly People Finding Ferrets as Love Objects'? That one oughta confuse the enemy! Viva la Revolucion! (English translation - "Now don't this Fun!") Later, Agent Tater [Posted in FML issue 1484]