We are new to FML and have enjoyed the stories, information and "friendship" we have found here. We are also rather new (8 months)at having a ferret for a pet (rather being a pet to a ferret!)as we purchased Misty for our son (10 yr. old Alan) as a pet of his own. She is his responsiblity and her cage is in his room - the rest of the time she owns the rest of us! Thought we would share this list we wrote for fun at Christmas (all the items are on the list because of her personal experiences with each one), hope you enjoy it. Misty's Wish List Cassette tapes - they make great dental floss - after unwound Little people figurines - brings out the BULLY in me My own Christmas tree - perfect for climbing exercise Pens - for my teething urge Pencils with erasers - nobody will erase their mistakes when I am done with them!! Wastebaskets (full of trash please!) - my part-time job is trash inspector Peppermint candy canes - don't bother to unwrap them, I am quite capable! Hand lotion - "super-soaker", high-powered, jet action pump style. Just think of the designs I can make on the bathroom floor!! Ear plugs - so I won't have to listen to; "You naughty, naughty ferret" one more time (ahhh)!! Created especially for you by Misty Ferret (with a little help from Candy and Lisa) [Posted in FML issue 1451]