To Shannon:
 
I bet Smokey looks really beautiful with those dots on his head.  Ferrets
need a special category for those with unusual coloring.
 
    Linda,
    Espie (we are all beautiful; I'm the beautifulest),
    Frankie (me, too, I'm pretty, too),
    Lucky Charm (what do those judges know anyway),
    and Angel (I need a category for hard-of-hearing and deaf ferrets)
[Posted in FML issue 1440]