Well heres a recap on the "stash"
 
Fern - probably a box of -can you believe this! - tampons (maybe she
is trying to tell us something:)
 
Gaston - I can't even count the number of empty fill containers floating
around this house but it's somewhere around 15!
 
Jasper - nothing that I know of (of course she is the new kid on the block)
 
dawnie and the three ferreteers
[Posted in FML issue 1462]