The other day I left a grocery bag on the floor with a few things still in it (always a mistake). I was upstairs and heard ka-thunk, pause, ka-thunk, pause, all the way up the stairs. Seems Harry had grabbed a golden apple and was hauling it up one step at a time (and dropping it on each step) till he reached the upstairs bathroom. Since it wouldn't fit in the space behind the wall, he dropped his prize (which now had numerous toothmarks on it) and then he and Ralph curled up together on the rug next to it and went to sleep. Today I found a new hiding spot, which I'm sure is Harry's since it's one of his favorite places to sleep. There is a space under one of the kitchen drawers; seems he has been dragging various pieces of hardware from the drawers above and storing it in this spot. I found an odd assortment of screws, paper clips, a large coat hook, plastic bags, the long-lost kitchen scissors (!) and other hardware items--along with the remains of a banana peel (he loves bananas). I think he is building a banana replicator. --Ronnie Cinderella, Ralph & Harry ("we wanna visit Bob's ferrets; we got lots of ideas for new projects") [Posted in FML issue 1452]